The Cats And The Cheese

FIRST CAT: This is my piece of cheese.
SECOND CAT: No, it is not yours. I saw it first.
FIRST CAT: I got it, ha ha.
SECOND CAT: I will get that back.
FIRST CAT: Ha,too late.
MONKEY: I will cut the cheese.
FIRST CAT: YES,please cut the cheese.
MONKEY: I will cut it in half.One for me and one for you.